Posts by Calebs Airplane

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Sam's watch

by Slidin Fast in

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i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

(does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

yep it's his rolex.

Calebs Airplane

Definitely a Rolex... After all, if Geoffrey Jackson can accept and flaunt a Gold Apple Watch and other expensive gifts with no guilt whatsoever, why should a Sammy settle for a Casio?

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Just read this on JW Talk......

by WHATSGOINGON in

just saw this on the public area of jwtalk (i am not a member).

here is the link.. http://jwtalk.net/forums/topic/23523-privvy-news/.

such a shame - i do feel for these ones - i just don't know what to say.... wgo.

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1,600 bethelites equates to roughly $25,000,000 in savings per year...

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No 'Tight Pants' policy is now official - classed as 'disturbing'

by wizzstick in

in short:- tight pants is no longer just a am3 hang up (or is that a hang up on the well hung?

)- brothers who have effeminate body language are flagged up- as are sisters with 'masculine' hair styles or dress- such dress is 'disturbing to the congregation'- the above must heed the (repeated) counsel from the elders...or they get stripped of the right to share on the ministry- however...this will not be revealed (announced) to the congregation.

wow.

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It doesn't matter was Jesus thinks... Tony the Turd is in charge now...

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S-77 form

by COLLINS in

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please i need the latest (s-77) disfellowshipping or disassociation form and the coordinator of the body of elders/secretary change of address (s-29) and also the recommendation for appointment and deletion of elders and ministerial servant (s-62) form.

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This just new: Thirty-hour quota for auxiliary pioneering (letter)

by pixel in

i just wanna post post this.

to all congregations.

re: thirty-hour quota for auxiliary pioneering.

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Do they still have the dirty thirty arrangement?

will that now include helping elderly ladies cross the street?

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Warwitch (warwick) Workers Needed!

by DwainBowman in

but no girls allowed!

as of january, women won't be accepted as volunteers, at any of the job sites!.

it has to do with the rooming arrangements.

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Guys tend to slow down at work when they fall in love with a co-worker. Maybe there's been too much flirting and not enough hammer swinging.

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Witnesses - Ever Wondered Why You're So Tired After Assemblies/Meetings?

by The Searcher in

recently shared this with me.. they compared the tiredness they felt after attending an assembly and meetings, and noted how much worse it was than actually working and studying hard for hours for their secular employment!

why were they so exhausted after an assembly/meeting?

no, it wasn't satan.

Calebs Airplane

You guys never had to endure Frederick Franz reading a Spanish outline at less than half the normal speech rate for well over 1 hour and then coming back at the end of the DC to give his final 'snore-fest' closing talk just before the "We Thank You Jay Hoover" song that woke everyone up at the end...

I did !!!

I should get a medal...

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